♫ Wangnutz roasting on an open fire ♫

[Irish George]

the whole thing is quality

you aint getting this stuff anywhere else on the internet

[Irish George]

OMG that is fantastic

excellent and highly creative

[Irish George]

bwahahahahaha!!!!

"think of all the lollipops your trenchcoat hides" Im dying here!

[Irish George]

bwahahahaha!!!

Everywhere you go
Take a look at the message board
Unreadable once again
With trolls and sh*t-stirrers
And coordinated attacks that blowwwwwww

the bored actually made a big comeback this week in my mind. See what a win over the Ceatriots will do?

[Ellsworth]

"Billy, We Jumped Offside"

Marcus Smith really can't play – Billy, we jumped offside
Our best talents been given away - Billy, we jumped offside
This team's a disgrace- Was so hoping Miles would not drop that pass
Chips Play calling’s so bad – Winnie makes Spurrier look grand

My owner will start to worry – Why’d I not listen to Howie?
Jeffrey will be pacing the floor - where is the stadium roar?
I wonder if we’re utterly doomed - time for half off crab fries?
just another half of dink & dunk more - Add some bad losses to the board

The fans might think - Jesus, it's some bad football out there
Say, what's in this drink? – It’s scientifically modified to match your physique
I wish I knew how – To win a close game
To break this bad spell - I'll be back in college next fall

I ought to say go, go, go - Mind if we miss a chip shot field goal?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's another loss to my financial bottom line?
I really can't stay – oh, Oregon how I’d love to come back
Ah, but we jumped offside

I've got to go watch game film- Oh, Kiko, where’s the Duck that I knew?
Should we run a trick play? Jesus, we're down by 3 scores?
Sam’s really been grand – it only cost us a 2
Why don't ‘you people’ see – Kelly’s not in this for me?

There's bound to be sports talk tomorrow - Think of my life long eagles’ fan sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If Roseman was still GM we’d be fine
We simply really can’t play – Shady, just get over the trade
Ah, but we jumped offside
Oh, Billy, we jumped offside
Oh, Billy, we jumped offside

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I have a little Wangnut

I rub on it all day
And when it’s hard and ready
Oh Wangnut, I shall play

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I rub on it all day
And when you’re hard and ready
Oh Wangnutz we shall play

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you into wood
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you when I could

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you out of glass
And when you are all ready
I’ll take it up the a$$

Oh, Wangnutz, Wangnutz, Wangnutz
I made you out of schism
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you until jism

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Raindrops on losers and whiskers on sellen

Bright copper dongos and warm porta sh*tters
Brown stained undies all tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored tube socks and crisp apple strudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with 'gruber
Wild turkey bourbon and helmets with wings
These are a few of my favorite things.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Murray, the Roach-Hosed Lame Queer

Had a very shiny nose

(you know the rest)

[Riccardo]

Bwaaaa!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Magyar The Slowman

Was a jolly, happy soul
With a cornholed a$$
and a button d*ck
and two eyes made out of sh*t

[Riccardo]

HAHAHA

you're on fire!

[Ellsworth]

Haha!! You ain't won jack!

4 spots remaining btw. You girls scared?!

[Riccardo]

The King has pity and allows the chumps to win

I'll get in this evening. Can't access here

[Riccardo]

PS I got 12 right last week with points!

wooo!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Have a holly, jolly Douchebagnacht....

It's the best time to get banned
I don't know
Aquila blows
They all got Arlingtonfanned