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  • #1

    Fuck the Cardinals

    And their ranch dressing-loving fans. It's not even a real team, it belongs in another city entirely. These shitbird fans that think it's a real team and that they have a real allegiance will dry up and blow away like a bunch of cockroach fans when their team loses its QB to injury and the defense can't carry them. The Eagles might be dysfunctional, but at least they have established a fan base over freaking decades, not this Johnny-come-lately troop of clowns. Most of these straw hat wearing, denture chomping nitwits don't even know who Neil Lomax is, much less care.

    PS watch for a special edition of McMahon Night Football tonight. If he lets the Cowboys win, that means he already knows that he has one New York team as a lock for the playoffs, and that one is in the NFC.
    DB
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  • #2
    If only chip could get his players psyched like this, maybe we wouldn't have a losing record. Can you sneak into the locker room somehow?

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    • #3
      Outstanding rant! And a hearty "fuck you" to phake Igglephans

      predicting a Crud blow-out.


      Douchebaggery to the nth degree. Maybe they should all move to Arizona.
      "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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      • #4
        CoCkaroachPissdrinker
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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        • #5
          Sun cancer sponges,

          Originally posted by Overbrook View Post
          predicting a Crud blow-out.


          Douchebaggery to the nth degree. Maybe they should all move to Arizona.
          golf course shorts, Arnold Palmer drinking sub-betas.
          DB

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          • #6
            When a team plays on Thur the nfl network does this lame commercial showing a real fan of each team in the promo. They had to use Kurt Warner because they literally could not find a real fan of that shit franchise.
            Cowboys last SB win is old enough to drink beer

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            • #7
              Also...

              Since when is Bruce Arians the next Lombardi (seems most in the media think he is). He has a franchise qb, best wrs, and top D and still hasn't won a playoff game.
              Cowboys last SB win is old enough to drink beer

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              • #8
                Bwah!

                Originally posted by royal View Post
                When a team plays on Thur the nfl network does this lame commercial showing a real fan of each team in the promo. They had to use Kurt Warner because they literally could not find a real fan of that shit franchise.
                Well played!
                DB

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                • #9
                  They do have one good fan

                  Originally posted by Dim Bulb View Post
                  Well played!
                  Remember when they played outside and the guy was way up on a hill overlooking the stadium, sitting in a beach chair and sucking on a doobie?

                  That guy was an all star fan, IMO.
                  "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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                  • #10
                    They wouldn't know Jackie Smith from Jaclyn Smith.
                    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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