Bwah! Some guy in the Macy's shitter....

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....two stalls away is talking to his wife on the cell phone about what they can have for dinner. They decided on turkey burgers and apparently they have buns in the freezer!!!!!!!!! WTF LOL

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The other day some guy here...

Was calming his kid down about final exams..."don't worry about the result we will just move ahead no matter what..." "your mom just wants what is best for you..." I was first alerted when I walked in and heard "don't compare yourself to me..."

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Bwahaha! I don't have convos in the shithouse.

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Here's another one

I'm at work and I go into the men's room and this guy that's on his way out the door is having a conversation with another guy that's holding his junk at the urinal. I do my business, wash my hands, and head out the door and they are STILL having their conversation!!!!

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I don't shit in public or at work