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A schlubby businessman is sitting in first class when the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen sits down in the seat next to him.
She starts talking. "Good morning. How are you? People always ask me what I do. I am a sex researcher.
"You know, people think the most well-endowed men are African-American, but that's not true. Actually, Native American men are the most well-endowed.
"And people think the most passionate lovers are the French. They are not. Actually, Mexican men are the most passionate lovers.
"People think that Italian men have the most stamina in bed, but that's not true either. Russian men have the most stamina."
Then the beautiful girl blushes and says, "I shouldn't be talking to you like this. I don't even know your name."
The schlub says, "Pleased to meet you. I'm Tonto Gonzalez from Moscow."
She starts talking. "Good morning. How are you? People always ask me what I do. I am a sex researcher.
"You know, people think the most well-endowed men are African-American, but that's not true. Actually, Native American men are the most well-endowed.
"And people think the most passionate lovers are the French. They are not. Actually, Mexican men are the most passionate lovers.
"People think that Italian men have the most stamina in bed, but that's not true either. Russian men have the most stamina."
Then the beautiful girl blushes and says, "I shouldn't be talking to you like this. I don't even know your name."
The schlub says, "Pleased to meet you. I'm Tonto Gonzalez from Moscow."
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