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  • IF Lurie shitcans Chip

    what in the hell is left in Philadelphia to work with? Who'd want to coach this abortion?

    On defense:
    Jenkins in last year of his deal next year
    Cox needs to get paid
    Ryans is done
    Kiko's only saving grace is his cap-friendly contract
    Maxwell is a bum/$13 mill cap hit if cut
    Thurmond is a Chip special and FA
    Thornton is a FA
    Barwin has reached his apex

    On offense:
    Roach=$13 million cap hit if cut
    Sproles on last year of deal next year
    Shit receivers
    No QB

  • #2
    Only possibility is complete tear down

    A decade of dark age.

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    • #3
      What has all this been if not dark age? Everyone seems to think we won in '04...
      Charismatic megafauna.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Pete View Post
        what in the hell is left in Philadelphia to work with? Who'd want to coach this abortion?

        On defense:
        Jenkins in last year of his deal next year
        Cox needs to get paid
        Ryans is done
        Kiko's only saving grace is his cap-friendly contract
        Maxwell is a bum/$13 mill cap hit if cut
        Thurmond is a Chip special and FA
        Thornton is a FA
        Barwin has reached his apex

        On offense:
        Roach=$13 million cap hit if cut
        Sproles on last year of deal next year
        Shit receivers
        No QB
        Don't forget the O-line needs revamped in a big way.

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        • #5
          Will be very unpopular here but I don't want Kelly fired.

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          • #6
            How about drawn and quartered?

            Originally posted by phillyeagles36 View Post
            Will be very unpopular here but I don't want Kelly fired.
            ...at least horse whipped???
            "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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            • #7
              Originally posted by phillyeagles36 View Post
              Will be very unpopular here but I don't want Kelly fired.
              I agree.

              You're very unpopular here.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Raptor View Post
                ...at least horse whipped???
                Chip sucked this year but he's not a bad coach. He will adjust. He's just a SHIT GM and Lurie needs to have the balls to strip him of that. Which he probably will not because Lurie is a giant puss. Eagles DESPERATELY need a new DC.... The Eagles should literally make a computer algorithm based on everything Jim Johnson did and make that program our defensive coordinator.

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                • #9
                  So far he has been a horrible talent evaluator...

                  Originally posted by phillyeagles36 View Post
                  Chip sucked this year but he's not a bad coach. He will adjust. He's just a SHIT GM and Lurie needs to have the balls to strip him of that. Which he probably will not because Lurie is a giant puss. Eagles DESPERATELY need a new DC.... The Eagles should literally make a computer algorithm based on everything Jim Johnson did and make that program our defensive coordinator.
                  ..in both FAs and draftpicks and it's killing this team. That's a bad coach in my book.
                  "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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                  • #10
                    JUST FACE IT AS I HAVE. NO SUPER BOWLS IN OUR LIFETIME. I KNOW NOT MINE ANYWAY, BUT I'M GOOD WITH IT.

                    ACCEPTANCE IS FREEDOM.

                    I LIKE THAT THINK I'LL USE IT MORE OFTEN. ACCEPTANCE IS FREEDOM.
                    Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 12-27-2015, 03:31 AM.
                    "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pete View Post
                      what in the hell is left in Philadelphia to work with? Who'd want to coach this abortion?

                      On defense:
                      Jenkins in last year of his deal next year
                      Cox needs to get paid
                      Ryans is done
                      Kiko's only saving grace is his cap-friendly contract
                      Maxwell is a bum/$13 mill cap hit if cut
                      Thurmond is a Chip special and FA
                      Thornton is a FA
                      Barwin has reached his apex

                      On offense:
                      Roach=$13 million cap hit if cut
                      Sproles on last year of deal next year
                      Shit receivers
                      No QB
                      I agree..You guys suck ass! At least we will be back to full strength when Romo and Dez get healthy next year. The Eagles are what they are! Crap! And of course they will have King Crap---The Chipster, to ensure you suck again! Don't worry, the skins will be one and done as well.

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                      • #12
                        Wow

                        Originally posted by Pete View Post
                        what in the hell is left in Philadelphia to work with? Who'd want to coach this abortion?

                        On defense:
                        Jenkins in last year of his deal next year
                        Cox needs to get paid
                        Ryans is done
                        Kiko's only saving grace is his cap-friendly contract
                        Maxwell is a bum/$13 mill cap hit if cut
                        Thurmond is a Chip special and FA
                        Thornton is a FA
                        Barwin has reached his apex

                        On offense:
                        Roach=$13 million cap hit if cut
                        Sproles on last year of deal next year
                        Shit receivers
                        No QB
                        Chip really destroyed us

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by phillyeagles36 View Post
                          Chip sucked this year but he's not a bad coach. He will adjust. He's just a SHIT GM and Lurie needs to have the balls to strip him of that. Which he probably will not because Lurie is a giant puss. Eagles DESPERATELY need a new DC.... The Eagles should literally make a computer algorithm based on everything Jim Johnson did and make that program our defensive coordinator.
                          He isn't a bad coach? Seriously? His playbook looks like a Wendy's dollar menu. His gimmick offense has been figured out by the rest of the league and he has been unable to adjust. that is why we have seen the steady decline of the offense for 3 years now.

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                          • #14
                            He's definitely coaching poorly

                            Originally posted by joe9518 View Post
                            He isn't a bad coach? Seriously? His playbook looks like a Wendy's dollar menu. His gimmick offense has been figured out by the rest of the league and he has been unable to adjust. that is why we have seen the steady decline of the offense for 3 years now.
                            when you look at the simple fact that he can't get anything going offensively for more than a series, and the "packaged" plays and alleged pass options out of specific formations (the bread and butter of what he did at Oregon) don't seem to work at all.

                            As for the earlier comment from our young bored member that Lurie needs to strip chip of GM duties? I still believe that Lurie panicked last year when Chip intimated it was either him or Howie, and stripping Chip of GM duties will result in Chip quitting.

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                            • #15
                              This

                              My Dad and my best friend passed without an Eagles Super Bowl. I am no more deserving than they were. That and its only mercenary football. We care more than the team. Why get upset with something you cant control?

                              There's plenty more to life than supporting a bunch of performance enhancing suppliment taking, multiple concussed freaks.
                              Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                              May 7, 2010




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