My opinion: we've reached the worst case scenario.

[RSE]

Chip wants to wash his hands of the dumpster fire he has created in South Philadelphia, get fired, collect his severance and wait a year or two for the next great college coaching opportunity (which is not in the SEC because he hasn't got the balls to coach there).

[McCarthy12]

Oregon was his ideal job. Good enough conference to land recruits but low profile enough to not be under a microscope. No crazy media. He won't be able to handle the SEC or a Texas or USC. He doesn't have the stomach for it.

Unless something drastic happens, he may go down as one of Philadelphia's most hated sports figures. Maybe the Titans will hire him. That would be perfect. Destroy the Eagles and then reunite with his pet.

[Loki]

And Jeff and Howie would choose his replacement.

I have a feeling that Howie would suggest someone a little less likely to fuck him in the ass and take his job again after a year.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Hilarious!!