Opie on 97.5

[Susquehanna Birder]

That's pretty much the Special Olympics of TV. They're ALL the most boring ever.

[slag]

No comment.

[Susquehanna Birder]

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You want to do something while you masturbate? PUT ON THE BACHELOR! All kinds of hot a$$ running around in bikinis!!!!

[Susquehanna Birder]

Fully censored broadcast TV is hawt.

That sh*t used to rile me up when I was younger. Kinda like leafing through the SI swimsuit issue or getting a purely legal lap dance.