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  • Best answer ever to "what will you do if you win powerball?"

    Amen my brother!


    http://mashable.com/2016/01/07/repor...k#NvmhNn8JauqI

  • #2
    Sounds like Tug McGraw when he was asked about his contract.
    Last edited by slag; 01-08-2016, 08:23 AM.
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    • #3
      So back in college, over one summer, I was landscaping. We had several gigs with some lifers and while some of them were drug addicts or scumbags, a few were just oldheads who lost their union job who fell on hard luck.

      In any event, I worked with this one guy, Jerry, who was probably 60 at the time. The whole crew went in on a big jackpot one time (200 mil? something super high for the time) and during a break we went around in a circle talking about what we would do with the money. I don't remember anyone's answer but Jerry's -

      "I'd probably go big and get a double-wide."

      Hard to argue.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
        IT'S COLIN KAEPERNICK!!!
        Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

        Robin Williams

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        • #5
          Bwah! Guy is legend

          Played it so cool, then when it was time to deliver hit a home run.

          Loved the part where the reporter gives the odds and he nonchalantly goes "I knew it"

          10/10

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          • #6
            "That's not the answer we were looking for." bwah
            John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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