I'm buying a big ass RV, decking it out in Iggles montage, coming to every single game, and me and Zubaz will turn Igglephan gaytes into the biggest pre-game picnics you mofos have ever seen. I'd slap Raptor with a few thousand dollar bills for good luck, give IG his own personalized red Klotz uni to wear, complete with Converse All Stars, Trent gets an El Chapo size brick of blow, buy 91 and Rothdawg a personal meeting with Trump to exchange ideas on who reports to the wall, buy Bardy a living, breathing Slack Jaw lookalike that he can kick in the balls however many times he wants.
Ells would get that triple-wide that he's been dreaming about, complete with a secret room for brewing shine, I'll buy DSG 10% of Wild Turkey, Susq gets the gig as official photographer for Trump's presidency and Trent's blow escapades, and that's just in the first three hours of my newfound riches. Get ready to party, bitches !! get me my numbers !!
Ells would get that triple-wide that he's been dreaming about, complete with a secret room for brewing shine, I'll buy DSG 10% of Wild Turkey, Susq gets the gig as official photographer for Trump's presidency and Trent's blow escapades, and that's just in the first three hours of my newfound riches. Get ready to party, bitches !! get me my numbers !!
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