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    I'm buying a big ass RV, decking it out in Iggles montage, coming to every single game, and me and Zubaz will turn Igglephan gaytes into the biggest pre-game picnics you mofos have ever seen. I'd slap Raptor with a few thousand dollar bills for good luck, give IG his own personalized red Klotz uni to wear, complete with Converse All Stars, Trent gets an El Chapo size brick of blow, buy 91 and Rothdawg a personal meeting with Trump to exchange ideas on who reports to the wall, buy Bardy a living, breathing Slack Jaw lookalike that he can kick in the balls however many times he wants.

    Ells would get that triple-wide that he's been dreaming about, complete with a secret room for brewing shine, I'll buy DSG 10% of Wild Turkey, Susq gets the gig as official photographer for Trump's presidency and Trent's blow escapades, and that's just in the first three hours of my newfound riches. Get ready to party, bitches !! get me my numbers !!
    The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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    So I guess your moving to Penn or south Jersey?

    would be the best plan of action,, but with that Kind of money you could by the Iggles from Jeffy

    if I win Im going to put together a team of Lawyers and accountants so they can rob me blind first!
    Last edited by TRENT; 01-13-2016, 07:18 PM.
    OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
    "BFTR"

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    • #3
      First order of business

      Originally posted by TRENT View Post
      would be the best plan of action,, but with that Kind of money you could by the Iggles from Jeffy

      if I win Im going to put together a team of Lawyers and accountants so they can rob me blind first!
      Putting Howie in charge of Crab fries
      The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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      • #4
        sheeeeeeeetttt....

        Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
        I'm buying a big ass RV, decking it out in Iggles montage, coming to every single game, and me and Zubaz will turn Igglephan gaytes into the biggest pre-game picnics you mofos have ever seen. I'd slap Raptor with a few thousand dollar bills for good luck, give IG his own personalized red Klotz uni to wear, complete with Converse All Stars, Trent gets an El Chapo size brick of blow, buy 91 and Rothdawg a personal meeting with Trump to exchange ideas on who reports to the wall, buy Bardy a living, breathing Slack Jaw lookalike that he can kick in the balls however many times he wants.

        Ells would get that triple-wide that he's been dreaming about, complete with a secret room for brewing shine, I'll buy DSG 10% of Wild Turkey, Susq gets the gig as official photographer for Trump's presidency and Trent's blow escapades, and that's just in the first three hours of my newfound riches. Get ready to party, bitches !! get me my numbers !!
        ...go buy the Browns and make'em your beotches.


        Thanks for the kind thought.
        "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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        • #5
          A Red Klotz uniform?

          Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
          I'm buying a big ass RV, decking it out in Iggles montage, coming to every single game, and me and Zubaz will turn Igglephan gaytes into the biggest pre-game picnics you mofos have ever seen. I'd slap Raptor with a few thousand dollar bills for good luck, give IG his own personalized red Klotz uni to wear, complete with Converse All Stars, Trent gets an El Chapo size brick of blow, buy 91 and Rothdawg a personal meeting with Trump to exchange ideas on who reports to the wall, buy Bardy a living, breathing Slack Jaw lookalike that he can kick in the balls however many times he wants.

          Ells would get that triple-wide that he's been dreaming about, complete with a secret room for brewing shine, I'll buy DSG 10% of Wild Turkey, Susq gets the gig as official photographer for Trump's presidency and Trent's blow escapades, and that's just in the first three hours of my newfound riches. Get ready to party, bitches !! get me my numbers !!
          I expect $1 mil in cash for EACH of the GAYters, and a radio station to carry the Quad and old skool hip hop...preferably a station that previously was "easy listening." that's just for starters.
          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
          May 7, 2010




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          • #6
            you misread that

            He said a coach Ted uniform
            John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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            • #7
              And that is why we're friends

              Originally posted by Irish George View Post
              I expect $1 mil in cash for EACH of the GAYters, and a radio station to carry the Quad and old skool hip hop...preferably a station that previously was "easy listening." that's just for starters.
              You know me well my friend.
              The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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