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  • #1

    Not watching Eagles football in 2016.

    It is all I can do to not be a part of enabling these two.

    I imagine my fiancee will very much enjoy having Sundays to spend time together and:

    shop for thrifted skinny jeans.
    drink Kombucha tea.
    ride our fixies.
    sit in coffee shops debating whether or not Williamsburg is still a thing.
    listen to The Cure vinyl.
    use our idNYC to visit museums we can afford for free.
    get undercut haircuts.
    watch films at the IFC Center.
    take our Macbooks to Prospect Park.
    drink non-homogenized milk with our fair trade coffee.
    visit City Island.
    debate the viability of Roosevelt Island as a sort of "Pleasure Island."
    Charismatic megafauna.
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  • #2
    Can I hang out with you no homo?

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    • #3
      Don't write checks your mouth can't cash.

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      • #4
        Watch The Bachelor reruns with the old man.

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        • #5
          Go to animal rescues and become a cat lady

          like our west coast buddy.


          And go to REAL picnics. Not the parking lot ones.
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HEREisAKERS View Post
            It is all I can do to not be a part of enabling these two.

            I imagine my fiancee will very much enjoy having Sundays to spend time together and:

            shop for thrifted skinny jeans.
            drink Kombucha tea.
            ride our fixies.
            sit in coffee shops debating whether or not Williamsburg is still a thing.
            listen to The Cure vinyl.
            use our idNYC to visit museums we can afford for free.
            get undercut haircuts.
            watch films at the IFC Center.
            take our Macbooks to Prospect Park.
            drink non-homogenized milk with our fair trade coffee.
            visit City Island.
            debate the viability of Roosevelt Island as a sort of "Pleasure Island."
            Maybe you can carve pumpkins on the weekends

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            • #7
              Kombucha is actually Japanese for "someone jizzed in your tea"

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              • #8
                by socks the same color of suspenders that also match eyeglass frames
                500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                • #9
                  sounds like you're boycotting the eagles by converting yourself into conor barwin.

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                  • #10
                    sounds more like Rikers Island

                    and is there a gayer two-word phrase than "my fiance?"
                    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                    May 7, 2010




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                    • #11
                      Dude No one on here Knows what a Kombucha Mushroom is

                      Davis is gone.....for that Im happy and will go to games Next year.
                      OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
                      "BFTR"

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