We want ranking! We wnat ranking! We want rankings!

[Drama Queen]

Where are those KG rankings!

[Riccardo]

One thing is certain

They will be rank!

[Drama Queen]

What? Please say you didn't?

This is board history! Tradition!

[Loki]

I always thought that waiting for the paper to come out..

and compare rankings was a little lame.


Why wait for validation?


Give it up before you see if some shit wad paper disagrees with you, right?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Jeez, give the guy time to formulate.....

....his opinions based on someone else's opinion.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Do I REALLY need to explain this to you???

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Wnat! Wnat! Wnat!

I wnat it all and I wnat it NOW!!!

[Kelly Green]

Ask And You Shall Receive -- Heeeeeere They Are!

All right -- the waiting is over. After running a few erands this morning and having lunch with my wife, it's time for (drum roll, please) KELLY GREEN'S 2016 SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL TOP 10 RANKINGS!! (the number in parentheses is where the ad ranked in USA Today's Ad Meter ratings)

1. Hyundai Dad and the First Date (1) That one was easy
2. Coke Hulk and Ant-Man (19) Disagreed just a tad
3. Doritos Dogs (4) Did I hear this is the last year for Fan-Made ads???
4. Doritos Ultrasound (3) See number three
5. Honda Singing Sheep (7) Love me a good animal ad
6. Prius Bank Robbery (10) Even my wife loved this one
7. Snickers Marilyn Monroe (16) Maybe the gimic is running out of steam
8. Heinz Weiner Dogs (2) Good but I didn't think THAT good
9. Hyundai Talking Bears Chase (6) In the same ballpark

...and last but not least...

10. Super Bowl Babies Singers (12) How 'bout the 50 year olds??

So there you go. Send donations of appreciation to your favorite charity, and, please, no applause. I blush easily.

Oh -- Yo Budweiser -- where in the @#$% were the Clydesdales???!!!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Oh thank you, KG. These are wonderful!

I look forward to these every year. It's like a tradition! Grassy-a$$.

[Kelly Green]

Hmmmmmm...

Methinks I detect a bit of cynicism in your post! You're pulling my leg. You're leading me on. You're.........NAAAAH, I know you love them!!

[Susquehanna Birder]

That Hyundai dad was pretty funny. I'd like to see more of him on TV.

[Riccardo]

I just drove by willow grove

....his opinions based on someone else's opinion.

It stunk of plagiarism!

[Cheesesteak]

Oh -- Yo Budweiser -- where in the @#$% were the Clydesdales???!!!

Clydesdales were forced to sit on the sidelines due to concussion protocol.

[slag]

That commercial was working until the helicopter ... sitting in a movie and hiding in kewpie dolls was ridiculous but sufficiently plausible ... I stopped laughing when the helicopter dropped in.

[Drama Queen]

hahaha!

dine and dash
drive bys

yeah, I'm guilty of post-and-runs!