I once screwed a Barbie doll

[Dim Bulb]

Only to find out Ken was watching the whole time. Really weird situation.

[KenfromCanada]

I still haven't forgiven you for that.

[TRENT]

Better than Barbie payin Riccardo

to do Ken while she watches or Vise versa

[Dim Bulb]

Bwahahaha

I still haven't forgiven you for that.

Barbie still always ends up with you.

[Loki]

I once made a character for a game I played.

City of Heroes. Used the Kinetic power set and called him Kinetic Ken. Had a long spiel for his backstory about how Barbie dumped him after she caught him banging a Jenna Jameson action figure, so she went out and fucked Ken's African American friend, Brad. There was more to the story, but let's just say I used to get a lot of private messages when I played that char. lol