What's with all the newscasters standing up?

[dev_32]

My local guys out in Western PA are doing it too. Sportcenter's ridiculous anymore, they're going to have them spinning plates in a month.

Does the same queer program director work for all stations or something?

[Susquehanna Birder]

It's a copycat business, and they're all trying to stay ahead of the curve. Of course, they don't realize that the curve is a lie.