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  • #1

    Did you ever

    Blast a shit so violently that it triggered a nerve that shot up the side of your chest? What's up with that?
    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot
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  • #2
    jeezus, not sure what you did there but may I recommend bringing your cell phone with you into the shitter in case you need to call for help next time.

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    • #3
      Stop getting fisted every Saturday night. That'll likely cure it.

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      • #4
        Quick, pull your pants up! You may be dying Elvis style.
        -Slizz of Wangnutz

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        • #5
          That's not normal?

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          • #6
            My dumps are like a hostage rescue mission.

            Get in fast.
            Pop some smoke and a few flash bangs.
            Get the business done and out quickly with the least amount of collateral damage possible.
            John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
              Blast a shit so violently that it triggered a nerve that shot up the side of your chest? What's up with that?
              the hell were you doing? An upper decker?
              You're my boy, Blue.

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              • #8
                Yes. A 3i Momma Cleveland Steamer, circa 1994.

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