Have a terrible, sinking feeling Howie is gonna get steamrolled by Condon

[Ellsworth]

They (not we) are gonna feel like they got fucked by a train after Condon schools Howie's ass at 3:59pm EST.

6 years, $50m guaranteed with only one other team looking to sign that bum

[McCarthy12]

Then Bradford will blow out his ACL standing up after signing the contract.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

$8.3 mil per

That sounds good to me. Dump that bum Sanchez and draft a QB.

[Maniac]

They (not we) are gonna feel like they got fucked by a train after Condon schools Howie's ass at 3:59pm EST.

6 years, $50m guaranteed with only one other team looking to sign that bum

I'm guessing 30M guaranteed.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Super GM Howie has 3 hours

I am not for tagging him. You got $78 million out of this league for 6 years of not much. Time for you to give back a little, Sham.

[Loki]

Meh. I'm thinking he channels his inner Joe Banner.

4 years at $17 million per. 30 million guaranteed. Opt out clauses for both sides after 2 years.


Oh, by the way...did you see where it was determined that Howie sounds like Liberace when he speaks?


Now whenever I read quotes by him in the paper or online, I can't help but hear that fabulously dressed and coiffed piano player in my head.

[Ellsworth]

Perhaps as soon as walking out of Howie's office immediately after signing it.

Trips on Howie's bear skin run and tears ACL, MCL, and has nerve
Damage. The Jaylon Smith if you will.

[Ellsworth]

If Bradford wasn't #1 overall pick there would be little to no talk about him and free agency.

Pray he gets to test free agency and Houston signs him.

PRAY-ING

[Ellsworth]

Yeah I was embellishing to make a point. It'll probably be 4 years and $30m guaranteed. And no offset for injury clauses.

Every other team in league laughs their balls off while Howie high fives his 8x10 photo of Donald trump.

[TRENT]

Totally on board with this

once Sam is back in the fold,,start working on the oline and find a good Qb to groom...right now we are a Chicken running around with its head cut off!

[Susquehanna Birder]

Stay strong, Howie.

[Maniac]

Yeah I was embellishing to make a point. It'll probably be 4 years and $30m guaranteed. And no offset for injury clauses.

Every other team in league laughs their balls off while Howie high fives his 8x10 photo of Donald trump.

Here's what Alex Smith signed last August. If Howie does as well or better, he wins. Bradford can be Alex Smith.

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/kansas-city-chiefs/alex-smith/

[McCarthy12]

The Jaylen Smith injury makes me sick. Probably makes him more sick thinking about the $ he lost playing in a meaningless bowl game. Hope he had an insurance policy.

Howie doesn't have a bear skin rug. Maybe a fake leopard print.

[McCarthy12]

There isn't as much of a market for Bradford anymore. Howie knows it. Condon knows it. I'm guessing they agree to something reasonable.

Maybe Howie pulls a fast one and signs Brock Osweiler instead.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!