"I had nothing to do with any contract."

[art vandelay]

i just think the way he answers question is reflective of how much of a weird MFer he is. when asked why he flew back to new england instead of immediately signing with the 49ers, he gave that weird explanation of how he flew out there only in sweats and he didn't have a change of clothes. dude just likes to talk so fast that you can't ask him questions.

[Maniac]

Chip didn't have sex with that woman either.

You see, last year at the owners' meetings, Kelly issued a
detailed explained of his involvement with player negotiations. He
addressed the costly acquisition of cornerback Byron Maxwell and the
departure of franchise receiver Jeremy Maclin thus:

“You can’t pay everybody. Everyone has the same amount of money.
You’ve got to divvy it up however you’re going to divvy it up. We were
inadequate in terms of the money allocated defensively to offensively,
and we’re trying to balance that out. …

“We didn’t think there was another receiver in that price range in
free agency. We were trying to get Mac back. Felt we gave him a real
competitive offer. Kansas City offered him a lot more than we did. We
just weren’t going to go that high.”

Kelly was knee-deep in every decision, and he even offered insight on
his views of asset allocation.

“It’s all based on what’s available at the time,” he said. “How do you
allocate it? You can philosophically say we want to pay X, X, and X at
each position. But that’s not available to you. … We wanted to pay our
center (Jason Kelce) really good money (in 2014) because he deserves
really good money. If somebody else is playing center, we wouldn’t
have that money allocated to center. You can’t look at it and say
philosophically, let’s put a price tag on each position.

“Because, No. 1, you don’t get to start from scratch. And then No. 2,
just because you want to pay your left tackle $10 million, what if
there’s not a $10-million player available to you at that position? So
it’s an ebb and a flow. It’s not a philosophical thing where you can
say it’s this or that.”

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