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    That b*tch is eatin' CARBS!

    I wonder what it is he's really doing. I had a neighbor once who had that stomach stapling surgery and she came clean once. She told me that she would go to the bakery and pick up a bunch of sh*t and as soon as she got in the car she was tanking up on it and she would just keep grazing on the sh*t. She told me she woke up at like 3 AM, went to the kitchen, and ate AN ENTIRE BANANA CREAM PIE!!! THE WHOLE F*CKING THING!!! AND THEN WENT BACK TO BED!!! Now this chick was BIG! She could barely walk. She had that gunt, hang-low, fat sack, front a$$.

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    FUPA!!!!
    -Slizz of Wangnutz

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      gunt city bitch
      WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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        Bladder belly

        Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
        That b*tch is eatin' CARBS!

        I wonder what it is he's really doing. I had a neighbor once who had that stomach stapling surgery and she came clean once. She told me that she would go to the bakery and pick up a bunch of sh*t and as soon as she got in the car she was tanking up on it and she would just keep grazing on the sh*t. She told me she woke up at like 3 AM, went to the kitchen, and ate AN ENTIRE BANANA CREAM PIE!!! THE WHOLE F*CKING THING!!! AND THEN WENT BACK TO BED!!! Now this chick was BIG! She could barely walk. She had that gunt, hang-low, fat sack, front a$$.
        that's what I call it.
        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
        May 7, 2010




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