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  • retirement is overrated

    ...And if you do what you love, it ain't work anyway. Hence my official unretirement, as of immediately.
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010





  • #2
    Congrats...I hope you're doing whatever makes you happy. I suppose a successful retirement means that you'd rather be doing something other than working for somebody else. If you've found that - and you can get paid for it - more power to you, my friend.

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    • #3
      I work for myself

      My boss is an asshole
      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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      • #4
        I have fired myself 3 or 4 times and the jerk keeps showing up.
        On Trumps handicap

        “If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wrote

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        • #5
          Hahah

          Joining the circuit with Rickles & Regis??
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            Asian nail salon supply rep.!

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            • #7
              He finished his book, The Legend of Blood Clots

              And now he's board.

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              • #8
                Time to write another book

                The legend of KELLLLLY GREEEEEEN!
                "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                • #9
                  Asian lesbian porn fluffer
                  John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                  • #10
                    Of Sound Walls and Aramingos

                    or...


                    How I Dance for the Titty Milk
                    John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                    • #11
                      public bathroom inspector
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #12
                        You and Slag need to get together ...

                        And write the book The Art of Taking a Good Dump
                        "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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                        • #13
                          Disagree.
                          Retirement is the greatest!
                          Every day is a great day!
                          If work was so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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