It's JORTS season!

[Irish George]

who are the jorts wearers on the bored?

We know DSG is...we've seen him clad in jorts at the GAYtes. Who else? Just speculating

Dim Bulb (wears them to BAC annual company picnic)

KG (Get them at Forman Mills?)

DQ (with embroidered patch pockets...this one I'm certain of)

Who else? Jort on, Jorts wearers!

[Ellsworth]

Just the word Jorts makes me laugh.

My father in law wears them. Upstate Woodchuck!

[McCarthy12]

I had a pair that I cut extra short just to mortify my wife. She threw them away. I may have to get another pair. No jorts stigma out here in Lancaster haha.

[RSE]

I told my fiancée that Woodchuck is a term we Southern Tier bumfucks use to refer to Pennsylvanians. Make us feel superior in that white trash sort of way.

[Ellsworth]

Game of Thrones had nothing on the battle of the Twin Tiers.

The brawls and battles both on and off the field with my NTL rivals made the greasers vs the Soc's look like a Sunday school picnic!

[Drama Queen]

I bet you are at your computer typing this

who are the jorts wearers on the bored?

We know DSG is...we've seen him clad in jorts at the GAYtes. Who else? Just speculating

Dim Bulb (wears them to BAC annual company picnic)

KG (Get them at Forman Mills?)

DQ (with embroidered patch pockets...this one I'm certain of)

Who else? Jort on, Jorts wearers!

While wearing white capris and your legs crossed like a girl.

... And that's what I find so ironic. Oh, and nice latte with whip batch!

[Mr. Triple Dip]

Guilty! I have the same sturdy pair of Jorts that I've owned for close to 15 years now.

[Irish George]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

I told my fiancée that Woodchuck is a term we Southern Tier bumfucks use to refer to Pennsylvanians. Make us feel superior in that white trash sort of way.

fiancee????

News to me...sorry if I missed it...Congrats!!!

[Irish George]

No denials I see

While wearing white capris and your legs crossed like a girl.

... And that's what I find so ironic. Oh, and nice latte with whip batch!

another Jortster confirmed!!!

Its no disgrace, big boy

[BigSlizz]

BWAH! I imagine there's a drug rug that goes with them.

[Susquehanna Birder]

You need to visit the SFAP occasionally.

[Irish George]

OK

youre right

[Irish George]

though technically jorts

...cutoffs are another whole brand untu themselves.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I actually have a couple pair. I might not wear them this summer, at least until I shrink myself a little. When I do, all the young ladies will certainly admire my jorty butt.