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  • Sick Of People Bashing Bradford!

    The amount of jealousy towards Bradford on this forum is unreal. Let me just say this:

    Sam Bradford is THE most hung man in the Eagles organization, possibly the entire NFL. Howie Roseman is on record describing Sam's penor as "like an Evian bottle" with gargantuan thickness that rivals Ron Jeremy and Lexington Steel. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed with over 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed your woman's poosay.

    Sam and your woman would spend hours and hours on four play to get her wet in order to take the entire length. I can imagine her begging for it with Sam barely able to force it past the knob with your woman moaning, squirming, and demanding Bradford to force it in deeper.

    She would have orgasmed in seconds of taking Bradford's penor, being filled and stretched all the way to the cervix. The orgasm would have been powerful with her vag muscles clamping down on Bradford's monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria. I bet she still pleasures herself to the thought of it.

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    Lame. Tried too hard. Failed
    WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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    • #3
      Yep. Like a 12 year old trying to be funny.

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      • #4
        WTF.

        Don't quit your day job because you'll starve to death.

        Lame indeed.

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        • #5
          Gawker commentators are not welcome.

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          • #6
            I like it. The shtick is going overboard and trying really hard, to the point of being cringe worthy. Well played.

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