There was an old gent from Key West
who wanted to grow his own breasts
so he called up his doctor
who said that was facocta
just wear a nice floral print dress
Aye aye aye ayeeeeeee
your mother swims after troopships
so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my willy
who wanted to grow his own breasts
so he called up his doctor
who said that was facocta
just wear a nice floral print dress
Aye aye aye ayeeeeeee
your mother swims after troopships
so sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse
and waltz me around by my willy