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slag

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05-26-2016, 10:59 AM

Note to self: Do not take a shit on a toilet in Thailand.

Python slithers up toilet, latches onto man’s penis

http://nypost.com/2016/05/26/python-slithers-up-toilet-latches-onto-mans-penis/

BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet. …

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Irish George

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05-26-2016, 11:37 AM

well that's understandable

given my penis size, that thing could think he was looking for a mate!

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slag

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05-26-2016, 11:56 AM

You changing your handle to "Python"?

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Irish George

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05-26-2016, 07:52 PM

bwah...not really

that was for the sake of a joke. Im actually hung like an Irishman. Nothing to brag about

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Loki

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05-27-2016, 12:30 AM

That'll teach him to sit when he pisses

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