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just got back from eating at Golden corral for the first time in 30 years

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  • just got back from eating at Golden corral for the first time in 30 years

    holy shit KG! I actually took a picture of the chocolate fountain. I thought you guys were making that up. Why do they even have a salad bar? Those obese fucks don't come there to eat lettuce.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    did anyone..

    Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
    holy shit KG! I actually took a picture of the chocolate fountain. I thought you guys were making that up. Why do they even have a salad bar? Those obese fucks don't come there to eat lettuce.
    ...eat the chocolate directly from the fountain?
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010




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      Seriously though, get some metamucil tonight.

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        My nephew pointed out the chocolate fountain. I thought it was an Igglephans bullshit story to tease KG and Ellsworth.
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          To keep the story honest, I did eat two plates full of random shit.
          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          • #6
            The chocolate fountain is AFTER you eat there.
            Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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