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    Guy two stalls down is playing Al Green's Greatest Hits. Nothing like dropping a deuce to the soulful sound of Al.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    Those are for display, you aren't supposed to shit in them.

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    • #3
      I had to wipe my ass with a brochure
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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      • #4
        That's what they're there for, you don't think people actually read them do you?

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        • #5
          You know, at Home Depot...

          you get more power, more doodooing.


          More saving is in there too, but I'm not sure where that would fit in.
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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          • #6
            What song? Love and Crappiness?
            YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!

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            • #7
              I THINK IT WAS 'WHAT A WONDERFUL THING CRAP IS.'

              FOR THE ONCORE IT WAS 'PUT IT ON PAPER'. HA.
              "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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