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I dont have time before this game...maybe for the game in Philly, but its kind of jumped the shark anyway. Same old thing.
But here's the point of it and the bottom line:
DALLAS IS A SHITHOLE. It really is just an overgrown cowtown. Most of the tourist attractions are outside city limits and the main tourist attraction has to do with JFK's murder on the streets of the shithole. The people are some of the most phony I have ever met. It's also got a large component of people who aren't from there like Atlanta, South Florida, LA, etc. The town is not walkable. the sports fans are idiots and half are fans of other teams. Should I go on?
Philly is a world class city with world class universities, world class hospitals, world class arts, and yeah...world class sports. Fuck paper championships. We are the most knowledgeable fans and we have more fun. Only city with six division 1 hoops programs (countng Villanova). Birthplace of the constitution. Birthplace of the declaration of Independence. Ben Franklin. First capital city of America.
We dont need to puff up our chests and talk about how many cock rings we have.
FUCK DALLAS.
But here's the point of it and the bottom line:
DALLAS IS A SHITHOLE. It really is just an overgrown cowtown. Most of the tourist attractions are outside city limits and the main tourist attraction has to do with JFK's murder on the streets of the shithole. The people are some of the most phony I have ever met. It's also got a large component of people who aren't from there like Atlanta, South Florida, LA, etc. The town is not walkable. the sports fans are idiots and half are fans of other teams. Should I go on?
Philly is a world class city with world class universities, world class hospitals, world class arts, and yeah...world class sports. Fuck paper championships. We are the most knowledgeable fans and we have more fun. Only city with six division 1 hoops programs (countng Villanova). Birthplace of the constitution. Birthplace of the declaration of Independence. Ben Franklin. First capital city of America.
We dont need to puff up our chests and talk about how many cock rings we have.
FUCK DALLAS.
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