The coffee tastes like shit this morning

[91EaglesD]

I fucking hate coffee. I'm drinking it cuz I stayed up way too late watching pussies pretend to play football.

I also hate:

Nelson Aghhhhhohlor
Swing passes
Zach Ertz - takes a backseat to his fiancée Julie
Jason Kelce
ISO pass plays to 3rd TE on 3rd down
Hand offs to rookie, cold RBs
Jerruh
Did I say Nelson?
The rest of the WRs, all of em
Ezekiel Elliott - automatic hatred, the face
Fuck all of those cockroaches

Back to 7-9 expectations and somehow "build" Wentz despite a drab surrounding cast. It'll be a waste of a good D and ST

[slag]

How the fuck you you call a swing to Vatai's side with Kelce the other key blocker and he's on a bad wheel, for the most important 3d down, when you have Sproles running well between the tackles and the only thing you need to do is not lose yardage to kick a reasonable FG to go up two scores?

And where is "shit bag bubble screen" on that list?

[91EaglesD]

You may add shit bag bubble screen

Let it all out! That's why we made the list.

[CbEagle]

How about that POS Booger the ref? Taking back that flag was horrendous

[headknocker]

How the fuck you you call a swing to Vatai's side with Kelce the other key blocker and he's on a bad wheel, for the most important 3d down, when you have Sproles running well between the tackles and the only thing you need to do is not lose yardage to kick a reasonable FG to go up two scores?

And where is "shit bag bubble screen" on that list?

It's called outsmarting yourself and we all know who was known for that bonehead shit when he was here. They were having great success with Sproles between the tackles so it only makes sense to try something which didn't make any damn sense. As someone said last night that was FF 2.0.

[91EaglesD]

Calling him FF 2.0 is the lazy, easy insult.

His deficiencies call for a more pointed nickname. He beats around the bush like a guy that can't seal the deal.

He's a friend zone play caller

[slag]

Pedetard

[91EaglesD]

I think that's unfair to anyone with a loved one with a mental disadvantage, to be frank.

[Ellsworth]

Pederass

[91EaglesD]

Nailed it.

Can't help but think of the hangar scene from fletch, but you nailed it.

[Riccardo]

Doug Penison

[slag]

You're going PC?

You?

[Sect 236]

Ezekiel Elliott - automatic hatred, the face

Back to 7-9 expectations and somehow "build" Wentz despite a drab surrounding cast. It'll be a waste of a good D and ST

Fuck Elliott and his stupid fucking "keep feeding me" motion after every positive gain. Every. positive. gain. POS.

I watch Wentz play, with idiots fucking up around him on both sides of the ball and on the sideline and I have chills thinking of how Andrew Luck's career has gone. Luck even has TY Hilton who is Moss, TO and Rice rolled into one compare to all the bumbling WRs Wentz has.

"Hey we got the franchise guy!!!!! So....we're done then right? He can win it all himself."

[slag]

I think that's unfair to anyone who's had a family member who's been a victim of pedophilia.

[91EaglesD]

You're going PC?

You?

Ha!

The warrant has been issued, the emails are being investigated!