"And that's why you have to score touchdowns"

[McCarthy12]

And catch passes, and not commit terrible penalties, and run straight ahead on 3rd or 4th and one and...

I feel bad for this defense. Never any margin for error.

[Ellsworth]

This team doesn't do TE little things week to week to win.

They do the stupid shit to lose.

[Greenstealth]

All the hallmarks of a poorly prepared, inept team.

[phillyeagles36]

This team doesn't do TE little things week to week to win.

They do the stupid shit to lose.

Philly every fucking year

[NcEaglesfan]

The thing that is so vexing is, every damn week these dumbasses play just well enough to get your hopes up, then they find new and creative ways to punch you in the nuts. They simply can't finish anything.