Take them to the Hell where...

[Dim Bulb]

...coworkers tell you practically every time you see them that they are from Texas. Dude, I know. You've told me that like a thousand times. You don't mind the cold cause you're from Texas. You like BBQ because you're from Texas. You like the Aggies because you're from Texas. I get it. Get over it.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

COULDN'T TELL THEY WE'RE FROM TEXAS TILL YA SAW THAT EYE MAKE-UP, LIPSTICK AND COWFAG HAT.

[Maniac]

Citizen Trump. I like it.