Condaleeza Rice?

[Dim Bulb]

What the fuck is that human skull motherfucker doing on the College Football Playoff Committee? I'd say the same thing if it was Howard Dean. Except for the "human skull motherfucker" part. Him I'd call that "screaming yahoo motherfucker." Anyway, this is a clear violation of the constitutional separation of politics and sport and should be subject to the outrage machine. If Stanford ends up ranked higher than it should, look no further than The Skull.

[AthensEagle]

Why do you hate America?

[slag]

I'm having a hard time seeing your logic. Her connection to Stanford has nothing to do with her connection to politics.

[Dim Bulb]

Let me clarify

I'm having a hard time seeing your logic. Her connection to Stanford has nothing to do with her connection to politics.

What the fuck makes her an expert on who should be in the fucking playoffs? That she's a fan of Stanford? Give me a fucking break.

[slag]

The impact of Trump's victory ... rampant sexism!!!

[Dim Bulb]

Bwah!

The impact of Trump's victory ... rampant sexism!!!

But seriously, why is she more qualified than Johny Cockslag to make these calls? Barry Alvarez, I can see. He has, what do they call it.... oh yeah, "experience." She has what?

[slag]

Makes 'em look inclusive?

[Dim Bulb]

well...

Makes 'em look inclusive?

Probably. Look at us we have a woman! Ty Willingham is on the Committee too and I've got no beef with him or his Stanford ties.