It's Xmas carol season!!!

[slag]

Here comes Gomer Pyle, here comes Gomer Pyle,
Right down Private Pyle Lane
Schwartzy and Reichy and all their minions
Fuckin' up the game
Passes are droppin', drives are stoppin'
Play calls aren't so bright
So wait for next year and say your prayers
'Cause Gomer Pyle comes tonight!

[Riccardo]

Bwaaa!

[BigSlizz]

Whistles sing, are you listening
On the turf, flags are glistening
"Motherfucker," I scream, at my TV screen
Because Kelce fucked the whole drive up again

[Ellsworth]

Nice work. I think I did one last year about beginning to look a lot like chipmas but am too lazy to look back and see if it is worth a shit.


Probably isn't.

[Ellsworth]

rifling through the snow
on a wide open play
o’er the D the pass goes
being bobbled all the way
Bells on referees ring
Making fans boo with might
Oh what horror it is to watch
The eagle receivers play

Oh, Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every Sunday
Oh what horror it is to watch
These eagles wideouts play
HEY!

Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every play
Oh what horror
It is to watch
These eagles wideouts play

A week or 2 ago
we thought we had a squad
But Doug went all Tommy Boy
And ordered a pass into his Mic
Wentz was game and tried
Misfortune seemed his lot
Every pass fired into an abyss
Be it muffled, missed or dropped
HEY

Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every play
Oh what horror
It is to watch
These eagles wideouts play

[Dim Bulb]

wow awesome

rifling through the snow
on a wide open play
o’er the D the pass goes
being bobbled all the way
Bells on referees ring
Making fans boo with might
Oh what horror it is to watch
The eagle receivers play

Oh, Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every Sunday
Oh what horror it is to watch
These eagles wideouts play
HEY!

Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every play
Oh what horror
It is to watch
These eagles wideouts play

A week or 2 ago
we thought we had a squad
But Doug went all Tommy Boy
And ordered a pass into his Mic
Wentz was game and tried
Misfortune seemed his lot
Every pass fired into an abyss
Be it muffled, missed or dropped
HEY

Dropped easy balls
Dropped easy balls
Dropped balls every play
Oh what horror
It is to watch
These eagles wideouts play

That's well done. And true.

[AthensEagle]

Matthews Matthews Matthews
Your hands are made of stone
You drop that pass every time
doh! covered or alone.

[3rd & Inches]

I'll play

Andy the fat fucking coach
had a bunch of scripted plays,
because of bad adjustments
the eagles never played in superbowl games.
then one foggy off season...
Terrell came to play.
T.O. with your offensive might,
why don't u lead this team tonight?!
And the other players loved him loved him
except the quarterback from A.Z.
Then it was sit-ups in the driveway driveway
thats imprinted in FF's history!!

[Mt Iggle]

Very Good!

[Loki]

Smegma got run over by a reindeer

Happened near a crackhouse Christmas Eve
You might say you don't believe in Santa
But me and grandma we believe

[Riccardo]

Smegma smells smegma smells

Smegma all the way
Oh what fun it is to bust on the stupid boring gay-ay!

[Irish George]

wow these are great

leave it to the Counselor to bring me back to the bored. Will have to put on my furry red thinking cap and contribute later. Excellent job all!

[Brett27]

Good King...

Wentzes, sad, looked out
At a defense beefing
Up to smoke some OLine louts
Who're only skilled at queefing.

Brightly shown the lights that night,
On wideouts with no to-ols,
(Wentz) asked for horses with some flight,
But only got some mu-e-ls.