Here you go, IE! sung to 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas'

[Ellsworth]

This team’s beginning to look like it needs a sports psychologist
Every game they lose
Take a look at the 4rd and 10
The fans are booing loud again
With all the crab fries and snowballs that they throw

This team’s beginning to look like it needs a sports psychologist
Balls are dropped as fans abhor
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the challenge flag Doug will fling
On a meaningless opening series play

A pair of false starts and a wayward Kelce shotgun snap
Much to the horror of the hometown fans
Dismayed dudes will loudly curse and go take a leak
But return with an overpriced Jagholar jersey
Is the hope of Howie and Jeff
Dougie and Jim can hardly wait for their walking papers to come

This team’s beginning to look like it needs a sports psychologist
Every game they lose
There’s a fumble on 1st and goal
Then another on which the defense fell
It’s the shitty kind of football
That diehard eagles’ fans know so well!

This team’s beginning to look like it needs a sports psychologist
Balls are dropped as fans abhor
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the challenge flag Doug will fling
On a meaningless opening series play

[IronEagle]

Hahahaha!

Nice work!

If I didn't laugh, I'd cry.