IE & Els ... The Stink X-mas Carol Quartet

[slag]

Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Thy drops are so unchanging
Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Thy drops are so unchanging

Not only when defenders near,
But also when wide open clear.
Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Thy drops are so unchanging!

Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Such heartburn do you bring me,
Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Such heartburn do you bring me,

For every game, your misery,
Brings you to sports psychology.
Oh Agholor, Oh Agholor,
Such heartburn do you bring me!

[IronEagle]

Great work...

The photo completely sums things up. See you on NYD!

[Ellsworth]

haha!! i love it.

here's the 12 days of Eagles' Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
A wide receiver dropping an easy TD

On the 2nd day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD

On the 3rd day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD

On the 4th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD

On the 5th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD

On the 6th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 7th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 8th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
8 players a milking injuries
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 9th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
9 linemen flailing
8 players a milking injuries
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 10th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
10 Roseman extensions
9 linemen flailing
8 players a milking injuries
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 11th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
11 missed assignments
10 Roseman extensions
9 linemen flailing
8 players a milking injuries
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


On the 12th day of Christmas Jeff Lurie sent to me
12 overmatched coaches
11 missed assignments
10 Roseman extensions
9 linemen flailing
8 players a milking injuries
7 DB’s sucking
6 eagles quitting
5 defensive holds
4 illegal formations
3 false starts
2 turtled backs
And A wide receiver dropping an easy TD


Merry Christmas from the Eagles to you and yours!
*Reminder: 2017 Season Ticket deposits due on December 26th, 2016.

[Irish George]

Phenomenal stuff

Inspiring! I will try to join the fray later tonight