Rothdawg

[art vandelay]

The last time IE modded 91, he actually did him quite a favor. It was his Steph Curry thread, modded before the Cavs came back to beat the Ws. Maybe it's better to let the guy continue being wrong about everything so he just leaves on his own.

[Big Little]

[slag]

I'm so out of touch.

[slag]

You wanna joke?

Ok ... I got a desk calendar for the holidays entitled "Jokes You Can't Tell Your Mother"

Not one good one until a few days ago.

Here ya go:

Two deaf people get married.

For the first couple of weeks, after they turn out the lights, because they can't see each other and cannot use sign language, they're fumbling around and having a hard time trying to communicate when they want to get frisky .

So one day the wife signs to the husband: "I have an idea ... let's use signals we don't need to see at night ... if you want to have sex, squeeze one of my tits once ... if you don't squeeze it twice."

The husband signs back: "Ok ... if you want to have sex, pull my dick once ... if you don't pull it fifty times."

[slag]

What?