Favorite Headlines of All time

[Dim Bulb]

Apropos of nothing in particular, I was thinking about these while I swam this am:

For those of us who are "of a certain age:"



Couldn't find it but when the Pope had a colectomy there was a headline I saw somewhere that said, "Il Papa's Got a Brand New Bag."



And my all time favorite, hands down, no doubt:

[slag]

Kinda hard to beat these

[Dim Bulb]

Ha!

But you get demerits for having a Mutts win on the same page.

[Susquehanna Birder]

My local new outlet doesn't intentionally make great headlines, but sometimes they accidentally present them in an order that makes me chuckle. Case in point:

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Hilarious