HAS ANYONE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS NASA PROBE AT ALL?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

YEAH I HIT THE GOOGLE DOODLE....
SO MAN HAS FIGURED OUT A WAY TO SPREAD LITTER AS FAR AS SATURN, SOMETHING LIKE 750 MILLION MILES AWAY. GO MANKIND.

[Susquehanna Birder]

They're sending it into Saturn, where it will burn up. They are intentionally keeping it away from any of Saturn's moons which are "potentially habitable."

[DEERSPINE GUY]

NOT WHAT I READ, UNLESS I READ IT WRONG. THEY SAID THEY ARE GOING TO LAND IT ON SATURN TAKE PICS UNTIL END OF LIFE, AND IT WILL PERMANENTLY BE " PART OF THE PLANET".

OK JUST READ SOMETHING ELSE WHERE IT SAYS IT WILL BURN UP. IF THAT'S THE CASE, THAT'LL WORK FOR ME.

I READ SOMETHING, I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND IT AGAIN, WHERE THEY WHERE WORRIED ABOUT MICROBES ON THE PLANET, SO THEY NEEDED OT TO LAND IN A SAFE PLACE.

CONFLICTING REPORTS. I'LL TAKE THE BURN UP AS FACT.

NOW TO MORE IMPORTANT STUFF, WHAT CIGAR TO I WANT TO SMOKE TODAY, DECISIONS, DECISIONS.

[dev_32]

Saturn has no surface to land it on. They're worried about contaminating Saturn's moons, so they're crashing it into the planet, where it will disintigrate