McCarthy?

[D Leff]

So I hear we are trying to get some shifty, little, white boy RB named McCarthy on Friday? I heard he lives among the Amish and rides his bike to work to strengthen his core?

[CbEagle]

TMZ sports reports he has been strong arming his Amish neighbors and selling their tobacco to the Ukrainians. Also was seen with other Amish mafia hijacking wagons for their hot bacon dressing.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Never underestimate a guy with a taste for hogmaw.

[McCarthy12]

I think the board is down on me because I'm white.

[Susquehanna Birder]

It also depends on how many bench reps you can do. Plus, you're just a gadget poster.

[McCarthy12]

It's probably been 10 years since I could put up 225 more than 5 times so that's fair.

I take exception to the gadget label. I think I've demonstrated the ability to have generally incorrect takes on players and issues across the sports spectrum.