Trubisky going #1?!!

[Ellsworth]

That seems low

[J_Cuz31]

This would be full retard.

Full retard is when they deal the first rounder, and a few of the other picks they got trading out of Wentz so they could deal up to get Turdisky.

That will be the best moment of the evening for me.

[Pete]

Poocorn

This shit is straight out of a horrible Costner NFL movie!

GET YOUR POOCORN READY

Poocorn, indeed...

[Cheesesteak]

This would be full retard.

LOL

[Cheesesteak]

LOL

THIS would be full retard

"Tony Pauline confirms that the Eagles are “infatuated” with Christian McCaffrey, but realize that they would likely have to get ahead of the Panthers at No. 8 overall to get him."

"According to Pauline, the Jets are willing to trade the No. 6 pick, but it’s a question of whether the Eagles could make this happen."

[Pete]

Plus

98% of everything we've heard is planted lies.

There are like 40 "first round"-level guys, and then shit like the Raiders drafting Karl Joseph #14 overall (not a bad pick, but unexpectedly high by draftniks) throw everything into a tizzy.

Not everyone being touted as first round material by Kiper, Mycock, etc. can be drafted in Round 1. Not possible...