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    Daily douche chills courtesy of one Howie Roseman

    i hate when this putz tries to talk about a player like a scout. This isn't a mock draft contest you did in your Jets Pajamas in your mom's living room, Howie.

    You know Joe Douglas would just as soon shove his head in a toilet and flush it than pretend to respect his football talent acumen and view him as an equal. I bet Douglas and the other scouts have an amazing Roseman impersonation whenever he's not in the room. "hey, guys! look at this guy's first step! i broke his tape down over a nice cold plate and Fresca! wanna see his game vs ETSU?!! I bet we're only team that knows about him!'



    "Shelton Gibson is a guy who right when he came out and we did work on him, he can take the top off," said Howie Roseman, the Eagles' executive vice president of football operations. "You can see he gets separation. He can get vertical, and for us he was the best player on the board. . . . It didn't matter that we drafted a receiver."


    http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/...NFL_Draft.html
    Last edited by Ellsworth; 05-04-2017, 11:32 AM.
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  • #2
    Haha. I love your Roseman rants.
    "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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    • #3
      Howie has already taken claim as to being

      Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
      i hate when this putz tries to talk about a player like a scout. This isn't a mock draft contest you did in your Jets Pajamas in your mom's living room, Howie.

      You know Joe Douglas would just as soon shove his head in a toilet and flush it than pretend to respect his football talent acumen and view him as an equal. I bet Douglas and the other scouts have an amazing Roseman impersonation whenever he's not in the room. "hey, guys! look at this guy's first step! i broke his tape down over a nice cold plate and Fresca! wanna see his game vs ETSU?!! I bet we're only team that knows about him!'



      "Shelton Gibson is a guy who right when he came out and we did work on him, he can take the top off," said Howie Roseman, the Eagles' executive vice president of football operations. "You can see he gets separation. He can get vertical, and for us he was the best player on the board. . . . It didn't matter that we drafted a receiver."


      http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/...NFL_Draft.html
      the genesis of the Pumphrey discovery. I'm starting to be concerned that Laurie doesn't pick up on the little self-serving statements from Howie.

      Howie should not be the genesis of any talent evaluation. Politics being what they are... key execs will placate to Howie, knowingly or unknowingly, because Howie is a survivor.

      Howie has a role and he is excellent at negotiations, but get him away from spearheading anything talent related.

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      • #4
        The fact Jeff Lurie let that dope do a 1 hour weekly show on WIP tells you exactly how Clueless the owner of this team is.

        Goddamned laughingstock.
        Last edited by Ellsworth; 05-04-2017, 12:38 PM.

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        • #5
          Was that during the Chip years?
          "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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          • #6
            Yeah, year 1, before he was relegated to the basement for year 2.
            "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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            • #7
              How about Howie's faux southern accent?

              Listening to the presser was incredible.
              That and he was positively giddy. Too many Diet Cokes.
              John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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              • #8
                Bwah !!!!!......Fresca....

                ....that creates a perfect picture.....or a low fat latte with almond milk.


                Bwahahaha.......jets pajamas.....ironman underoos.
                "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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                • #9
                  Clearly he watches MyCock and takes notes about stupid fucking phrases to use instead of simply saying "he's fast," in an attempt to sound football-y.
                  Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                  • #10
                    The name Shelton Gibson screams jagoff

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