you can't make this sh*t up

[IronEagle]

From the state where I grew up:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...=NYDailyNewsTw

[Drama Queen]

I bet the driver was shitfaced

[Ellsworth]

Dogfish 90's

[Drama Queen]

Brewery not too far from there.

My brother works very near that area we're the accident occurred

[IronEagle]

Brewery not too far from there.

My brother works very near that area we're the accident occurred

I have to give the writer credit for cleverness. There were other accounts of this accident... like the one from WDEL for example.

But this guy managed to work in the phrases "giant hole" and "cavity" into his piece. Well played.

Oh and if you look at the original URL and title from it, it comes up as "Truck plows AnalTech". I imagine they will be changing their company's name pretty soon now.

[IronEagle]

I'm sorry, the Beavis and Butthead in me is just laughing uncontrollably right now. Heh Heh Huh Huh.

[Drama Queen]

Yes, very funny!

I'm sorry, the Beavis and Butthead in me is just laughing uncontrollably right now. Heh Heh Huh Huh.

and I couldn't help butt to throw in some humor too!

[Kelly Pat]

Lmfao!

[Susquehanna Birder]

You just know that the writer was chuckling all the time he was writing that piece.

[Raptor]

Awesome!!!!

....great headline.

[nor'easter]

IE, thanks for spreading the news about AnalTech!! That's actually me on the FB live post. I was trying to maintain some level of journalistic integrity at the scene (there were actually some nasty chemicals in the lab) but once the all clear was given our digital editor got a hold of it and did some rewrites. But I agree the Daily News took it to an even higher (lower) level. We were going to say that 'firefighters were probing the interior for the source of the odor' but didn't want to drag them down that gaping void.