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Melchior

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Martin Shkreli jury selection

08-16-2017, 08:33 PM

https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/

Not sure if this was posted, but it's fucking hilarious.

the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?

juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.

Last edited by Melchior; 08-16-2017, 08:33 PM.

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slag

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08-16-2017, 08:42 PM

Bwah ... now that's the way to get out of jury duty.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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BirdsInNC

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08-16-2017, 09:07 PM

"And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan"

LOL nice

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Eagle In Ohio

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08-16-2017, 10:39 PM

This.

Originally posted by BirdsInNC View Post

LOL nice

Get the fuckin album from this schmuck.

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