I hate Dalass

[Kelly Pat]

But god bless Texas

[DEERSPINE GUY]

1994, MY BROTHER AND I DRIVING BACK FROM CALIFORNIA, THE SOUTHERN TOUR.

GOING INTO TEXAS FROM THE WEST, STARTED SLAMMIN BEERS AROUND 5 A.M. WANTED TO PISS ON TEXAS STADIUM. DRUNK AS HELL, DRIVING INTO THE LOT, WAITED FOR THE ONE SECURITY GUARD TO MAKE HIS ROUNDS AROUND THE STADIUM DAMN THAT PISS FELT GOOD.

[Kelly Pat]

Yea not pc but if one more piss would flood Dallas, I'd pay the plane fare!