Thank you Eagles

[butchie11]

For my season ticket member gift...what the F is is?

[JoppyShag]

???

A water/snow proof lap blanket for one person? But why does it need carrying handles? Why not just give me a hat that'll shrink in the rain?

[Susquehanna Birder]

Pee proof mattress pad for the pooch.

[butchie11]

Pee proof mattress pad for the pooch.

That's exactly what I did with it...gave it to my dog...LOL

[Bardy]

Pee proof mattress pad for the pooch.

Trump may want one as well.

[Abarlam]

I just signed on here to see if anyone knew what the hell it was.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

JUST GOT IT. MY ENTIRE FAMILY HAS NO DAMN CLUE WHAT IT IS. WHAT'S WITH THE HANDLES IN THE POCKETS?

WAIT, SO IF YOU TAKE THE HANDLES AND POCKETS AND FOLD IT ALL IN, SO THE POCKETS ARE ON OUTSIDE,THAT'S WHAT HANDLES ARE FOR, BUT IT'S A SERIOUS PAIN IN THE BALLS.

HA I KNOW, YOU PUT IT ON YOUR SEAT IF IT'S WET TO KEEP YOUR ASS DRY. MAYBE JOPPY GOT IT WITH A LAP BLANKET.