Guys in the locker room...

[Dim Bulb]

...who use the blow dryers on their genitals. How dry you gotta be down there? Amirite? I've never seen a chick use a blow dryer like that. The next most irritating guy in the locker room is talcum powder snowman. I'm trying to breathe over here, you know?

[Drama Queen]

I hate hog-the-bench guy. Especially if he’s not a regular in your area.

I saw Mr.-I-Don’t-Clean-The-Sink-After-Shaving guy today. He sucks, too.