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I been out on three dates with this lady and I noticed something

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  • #16
    post her nudes.

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    • #17
      ARE YOU PAYING HER ENOUGH? SHE PROBABLY HAS MANY MANY "DATES" AND CAN'T FIND THE TIME.

      BRING HER DOWN TO A GAYTE WE ALL WOULD REALLY DIG MEETING YOU. WE TAILGAYTE OVER THE PARK BY THE LAKE.
      "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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      • #18
        It means

        she's trying to keep the line of communication open so the police can trace it.
        Last edited by slag; 09-21-2017, 12:45 PM. Reason: typo
        Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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        • #19
          Please read the manual..

          ...under the section for eye adjustment.


          Maybe she is not properly inflated???
          "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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          • #20
            Originally posted by EagleFanInMD View Post
            Duh. Means she wants a quicky. Didn't they teach ya that out on the farm.
            Wait, have we established that they've fucked? This is important.
            "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Melchior View Post
              Wait, have we established that they've fucked? This is important.
              Not yet. I said its been 3 dates

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              • #22
                Originally posted by smg View Post
                Not yet. I said its been 3 dates
                2 dates too long. Da'fuc are you waiting for?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sock_Puppet View Post
                  2 dates too long. Da'fuc are you waiting for?

                  Im shy

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                  • #24
                    WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE CAR MAKE SURE YOU LOCK BOTH DOORS. GET THE KEY OUT, OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER, CLOSE THE DOOR FOR HER. THEN WHEN YOU WALK AROUND THE CAR LOOK IN REAR WINDOW, IF SHE DOESN'T REACH OVER AND UNLOCK YOUR DOOR FOR YOU, SHE IS A SELFISH BROAD AND YOU DUMP HER FAST.
                    "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by smg View Post
                      Im shy
                      Ok, well that changes things. Are you going to clubs? Dinner? Movies?
                      "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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                      • #26
                        you keep paying and I'll make sure she texts you first whenever I allow her some phone time.
                        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                        • #27
                          You noticed her Adam's apple?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Bardy View Post
                            You noticed her Adam's apple?
                            I am allergic to faggots

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                              you keep paying and I'll make sure she texts you first whenever I allow her some phone time.
                              Guys, stop ruining this.
                              "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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                              • #30
                                LOLLLA

                                L-O-L-A LOLLLA
                                La la la la Lolllla
                                John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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