Elliot deserves a blowjob tonight

[rothdawg]

Whether it be DQ's mom or art vandelay, somebody needs to step up!

[BigSlizz]

From Taylor Swift. Lurie should pony up $100K for this hummer.

[thegodfather]

Whether it be DQ's mom or art vandelay, somebody needs to step up!

I'll throw in $100 get the chick

[gsf23nd]

The clock operator needs some love too. That was a damn quick finger to save one second.

[phillyeagles36]

Fucking unreal kick. Wentz goes down and gets a TD and then fits in a beautiful pass to get it into semi-field goal range. Not a great game on his end but it was nice to see him lead two key drives make some plays in those drives

[broadstreetparade]

I volunteer myself as tribute

[inkdrop]

I volunteer myself as tribute

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

FUCKING DYING HERE.... HAHAHAHAHABABAHA

I was just gonna say this man should never have to pay for breakfast again in the Philly area.

But you do you.

[Sect 236]

There is a zero percent chance that Taylor Swift gives a good blowie. He’s probably getting one from that chick that won’t text smegma back as I type this.

[McCarthy12]

Yup. Came up big when it mattered.

I've been down on Blount but he ran hard today.

[Loki]

Then he can dump her

and she'll write a song about him

[art vandelay]

man, i'm glad i come to find while you're celebrating the win.

unreal kick though. i thought dougie was fucking crazy for not just throwing the hail mary. risk of a short kick being run back for a TD seemed waaay too high not to just go hail mary then OT.

[Melchior]

Yup. Came up big when it mattered.

I've been down on Blount but he ran hard today.

So is it you or broadstreetparade?