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Halftime - for fucks sake just clean out the lockers. Fire everyone, this season was a waste.
End of third - so you're saying there's a chance. Nah. Just grab your cleats and don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
End of game - NEVER A MOTHER F'N DOUBT! E-A-G-L-E-S!
Daughter - E-A-(unintelligible)-SSS, FLY! *High fives poppa*
Wife - you're fucking bananas.
End of third - so you're saying there's a chance. Nah. Just grab your cleats and don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.
End of game - NEVER A MOTHER F'N DOUBT! E-A-G-L-E-S!
Daughter - E-A-(unintelligible)-SSS, FLY! *High fives poppa*
Wife - you're fucking bananas.