Ertz has a lacerated kidney...

[art vandelay]

It takes 10 days for a lacerated kidney to heal. He will be back next week.

Right.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/eagles-zach-ertz-unlikely-to-need-surgery-but-could-need-six-weeks-of-rest-for-lacerated-kidney/

Anyway, have fun saying that this will be the best bump of your life following the Super Bowl.

[TRENT]

Agreed: He's done for the season.

Rub some dirt on it, and.........................