Confidential to the Hammer

[The Duck]

Have we had an inaugural Designated Jagoff yet?

[The Hammer]

I'm still accepting nominations!

Unfortunately, with the new board software, I haven't figured out how to actually ban someone. And believe me, I've tried.

[Dim Bulb]

I'm still accepting nominations!

Unfortunately, with the new board software, I haven't figured out how to actually ban someone. And believe me, I've tried.

bwahahaha, you can't catch me!

I'm still alive and posting, Mr. Hammer! I'm like the worst kind of AI computer virus! I'm the Clowney on your field of play! I'm the Jerruh in your joint! I'm toying with you the way a squirrel plays around a 5000 volt transformer on a utility poll...

[The Hammer]

bwahahaha, you can't catch me!

I'm still alive and posting, Mr. Hammer! I'm like the worst kind of AI computer virus! I'm the Clowney on your field of play! I'm the Jerruh in your joint! I'm toying with you the way a squirrel plays around a 5000 volt transformer on a utility poll...

SUSP

[Orion]

I'm still accepting nominations!

Unfortunately, with the new board software, I haven't figured out how to actually ban someone. And believe me, I've tried.

Easy as pie. Poof.

[The Duck]

I'm still accepting nominations!

That JarJar dude is multiplying and calling in his burner accounts for reinforcements. The world would be a better place without he/him/they.

[ThePhantomShitter]

I nominate smegma as the first turd to be flushed.