OBJ is such a pansy

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When I overturned my ankle last year, I immediately said “it’s broken” but then some mix of adrenaline and Dogfish Head allowed me to walk on it for an hour because I thought “it’s just a sprain.” After I sat down and the rush wore off, I headed to the hospital. Two broken bones, significant ligament damage, a plate, 7 screws and 4 months of no weight on it later I definitely know what you went through.

Here’s to neither of us ever having to put up with that again.