As you wring your hands one last day before the draft

[Pete]

Please remember these simple guidelines:

• There are always more than 32 guys who get first round attention, so someone's favorite(s) will fall into Round 2.
• Draft nerds (pro and amateur) always miss on both rumored team picks and where players will fall in the round (i.e.-OT from Bungstown State expected to go to Cleveland or another OT-needy team in top 10 "unexpectedly" falls to pick 22).
• For every "that was a great draft in 20xx" take there is data like picks 26-31 last year. Eww...

[HEREisAKERS]

Way too rational

[DEERSPINE GUY]

WON'T WATCH. DON'T CARE. HOGAN'S HEROES MARATHON IS ON.